Day 308: My Ritz is on the Fritz

Aha:
Got to spend the day with my gal pal, Chels.  I've never had so much running errands in my whole life!
Thanks Chels for kickin' back with me--love ya!

Ha ha:
What happens when you try to say "Couldn't give a rats" and "Couldn't give a rip" at the same time?  You embarrassingly shout out that you "Couldn't give a ritz!"  Ha ha!
I had hoped my friend didn't notice and then she asked, "Couldn't give a ritz?  Is that a new saying or something?"
"No," I replied, "I just mixed up my words and hoped you hadn't heard it, but I guess you did."  Ha ha!