(As sarcastic as all that sounded, I really am thankful to all the veterans out there. I have had many people in my family serve in the armed forces and I in no way intend on belittling the importance of this holiday.) Thank you vets!
Shh! Don't wake him! He just had too much fun.
Funfact: Some might be surprised to know that I actually don't turn to dust when I go into sunlight.
Who was smart and wore sunglasses? Hummm?
What is that I see? A bird, a plane? No, a pantyliner!