Day 38: It's About Time

Aha:
Never thought I'd say this, but the best blessing from my day was when my iPod fell under the bed causing my alarm to be muffled.  I ended up sleeping way past my alarm this morning (by an hour and a half)!  Why was this a blessing?  Well, I woke up this morning feeling very refreshed!  I felt better today than I have felt in about a week and I think the extra sleep was exactly what I needed!
Perhaps it was an accident, but I sorta feel like a heavenly hand helped push my iPod off my night stand and under my bed.  I was only 30-minutes late to work, which makes me wonder...if I lost an hour and a half of getting-ready time but was only 30-minutes late to work, what the heck is taking me so long to get ready on regular days?

Ha ha:
I really need to get to bed, so for tonight I have chosen to be lazy and I'm cutting and pasting a joke.  Please don't hold it against me if you don't think it's funny.  Maybe I only think it's funny because it's way past my bedtime.  Anyway, here goes...

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke." "No problem," said the Israeli. "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it. When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he is gone the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York. As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"
Ha ha ha?