I'd like to send a special "shout out" to my mother-in-law. Not only is she a wonderful mother-in-law--thoughtful, funny, warm--(sadly, not everyone can say they have a good MIL) but she is wonderfully generous too! There's a certain over-the-counter medication that really helps my menstrual cramps that she sends me on a regular basis. Let's just say that I had an extra special occurrence Friday morning that made me think of her. :) Thanks, Mum! I would have been in a world of hurt without you. Love ya!
I told Clinton about this lady at work who, every time she uses the bathroom, releases rather noisy gas/poops. "I'm not kidding," I said, "it's every single time. If she went 20 minutes ago and comes back, it's as if she never let it out the first time."
"You know what I call those?" he asked. "Repoot offenders."
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