Day 363: Like Clockwork

Aha:
I'd like to send a special "shout out" to my mother-in-law.  Not only is she a wonderful mother-in-law--thoughtful, funny, warm--(sadly, not everyone can say they have a good MIL) but she is wonderfully generous too!  There's a certain over-the-counter medication that really helps my menstrual cramps that she sends me on a regular basis.  Let's just say that I had an extra special occurrence Friday morning that made me think of her. :)  Thanks, Mum!  I would have been in a world of hurt without you.  Love ya!

Ha ha:
I told Clinton about this lady at work who, every time she uses the bathroom, releases rather noisy gas/poops.  "I'm not kidding," I said, "it's every single time.  If she went 20 minutes ago and comes back, it's as if she never let it out the first time."
"You know what I call those?" he asked.  "Repoot offenders."
Ha!