Went to my friend Chelsey's house tonight to enjoy a little VDGNO (Vampire Diaries Girl's Night Out). She's due with her first baby today and is really ready for him to come. When I got there I asked how she was doing. She said, "Aren't you the baby whisperer? Can you make him come out?" I asked if she rubs her Achilles' tendon/heel as that is thought to induce labor. She said she hadn't tried it so I rubbed her poor little swollen ankle for 2 VD episodes. She had a couple contractions, but nothing major. My hope is that we maybe got something started, but even if we didn't, I'm so glad I could help provide her some relief for a little while. :) Good luck, Chels. He'll come soon enough!!
Dr. Forgetful came up to me this morning and we had the following conversation:
Me: Yes, sir?
He: Um...I made a poo-poo this morning...
Me: (cringe) Uh, why are you telling me this? (laughing) That's pretty personal stuff.
He: No, not literally. Well, literally, but I made uh, uh...?
Me: Faux pas?
He: Yes! That's it. Oh, man.
After laughing about this ALL DAY, it dawned on me later this evening that I think the phrase he meant to use from the beginning was that he'd made a "boo-boo", not a "poo-poo". Oh, too funny!!
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