I received a phone call from Clinton today while I was work and I knew right away it was something serious....because he almost never calls me at work. :) Anyway, he said he got his scores from his boards and not only did he pass but he scored way above his expectations!! He was so happy and I was ecstatic! His score opens the door for great residency programs for him and more options for our future! Congratulations you smart man you! You deserve this!
I make a terrible slip of the tongue at work today. Here goes...
I went downstairs to the mailroom and noticed that the little mailbox they have usually filled with candy had a little clock in it too.
Me: What's this clock for?
Mail Lady (ML): Oh, it's a clock I don't want anymore. You want it?
Me: Oh, no. I'm all clocked up. Clocked up, not knocked up!
(Awkward laugh by all parties)
(I'd love to say that that was the worst of it, but I just had to open my mouth again.)
Me: No, we have plenty of cocks...clocks in our office. Um...(laughing)...I think that's what they call a Freudian slip!
I just started laughing and walked away. I don't think they heard it, but I know what I said and had to get out of there.
2 weeks ago